Rhetorical Violence “A”
Agnomination: I don’t give a tuppence about Trump/Pence!
Anacoenesis: Are you troubled by the convention’s similarities to particularly rowdy episodes of Jerry Springer?
Anaphora: As you incite people to violence, as you demonstrate your pathetically small vocabulary, as your makeup reminds me of the girls in my high school who smoked Newports by the railroad tracks . . .
Anastrophe: This up is shit fucked!
Antanaclasis: When I look at you—I think about how your face is fried, and how I wish you were fired, and your obsequious friends, and the Red Lobster fare you’re probably fond of—when I look at you, I want to hurl.
Antanagoge: Your platform is bullshit, but you make up for that with your silky toupee.
Antimeria: Your blowharding sucks!
Antonomasia: The Donalds of the world should take their fascism and get the fuck out of the public sphere.
Apophrasis: Were I not convinced of your long history of honor and integrity, I might think this whole shitshow is your own fucking fault!
Aposiopesis: If you win the election, I’ll--
Asyndeton: Government of the rich, by the rich, for the rich.
Attempteration: You’re a fucking disaster, leaving one with the impression that things might have been better in an alternate system of karma.
It’s Too Dang Hot!!!!!!!!! (with apologies to Dante)
I.
1.someone thats EXTREMEMLY good looking but not like cute, more like sexy. when they walk by u turn ure head and wish u had a pause button or something.
2.something that is in some way attractive
1.omg that guy on the skate board wa so hot!
2.as paris hilton says "thats hot”
II.
If was so hot today, you could fry an egg, and I did!
III.
someone who makes your cock/pussy hot.
She is so damn hot, and my cock becomes hot as hell!
IV.
Me mind on fire, me soul on fire feeling hot hot hot
Party people all around me feeling hot hot hot
What to do on a night like this music sweet I can't resist
We need a party song, a fun and little jam
V.
1.Girl: A Female who is really pretty/gorgeous; Has A Nice Body. U'd Tap Thier Ass Any Second
Male: A Male Who is really attractive, carries himself well, and Has a nice Body. U'd Tap Thier Ass Any Second
2.The Opposite Of Cold.
1. Damn.. That Girl Is Hot! Example: Jessica Alba, Anna Sundstrand, Ashley Olsen.
2.Omg That Guy Is Fine! Examples: Jesse Mccartney, Chris Trousdale, Ryan Sheckler..
VI.
How long did you put this in for, Lynn? It’s hotter than the sun!
VII.
Being hot is more than attractiveness, its about smouldering sexy appeal, its about the attitude...unattainable and knowing it.
Jessica Alba is Hot!
Johnny Depp is HOOOOT!!
VIII.
My friend’s family took me to the Michael Mann movie Heat and I was the only one who didn’t like it. I thought it was self-indulgent and boring.
IX.
someone that you can't resist kissing or having sexwith. someone that makes you stare and drool and wish you guys are on the bed doing it.
that dude was soo hot that i want to fuck him up:)
or
man...that girl is so hot, im gonna hump her rightnnow!
or
im going to stick my dick in that hot girl's pussy.
or
that hot guy is going to let me suck his cock now!
Discovered Passion: A Serial Story in Sentences (Part Two)
As the DJ put on the song about two lovers falling into each other’s arms just as a beautiful shining star fell from the sky, he watched the audience, wondering why so few people had gotten up to dance and whether it might be more sensible to change to a song they would recognize, although he was sick of crowds that weren’t satisfied until he played “Low Places” so they could sing and dance to that country hit so many of them felt a connection to as it has been on the radio in their houses and cars and perhaps they connected it to high school dances and loving caresses with their special someones.
Agnomination: I don’t give a tuppence about Trump/Pence!
Anacoenesis: Are you troubled by the convention’s similarities to particularly rowdy episodes of Jerry Springer?
Anaphora: As you incite people to violence, as you demonstrate your pathetically small vocabulary, as your makeup reminds me of the girls in my high school who smoked Newports by the railroad tracks . . .
Anastrophe: This up is shit fucked!
Antanaclasis: When I look at you—I think about how your face is fried, and how I wish you were fired, and your obsequious friends, and the Red Lobster fare you’re probably fond of—when I look at you, I want to hurl.
Antanagoge: Your platform is bullshit, but you make up for that with your silky toupee.
Antimeria: Your blowharding sucks!
Antonomasia: The Donalds of the world should take their fascism and get the fuck out of the public sphere.
Apophrasis: Were I not convinced of your long history of honor and integrity, I might think this whole shitshow is your own fucking fault!
Aposiopesis: If you win the election, I’ll--
Asyndeton: Government of the rich, by the rich, for the rich.
Attempteration: You’re a fucking disaster, leaving one with the impression that things might have been better in an alternate system of karma.
It’s Too Dang Hot!!!!!!!!! (with apologies to Dante)
I.
1.someone thats EXTREMEMLY good looking but not like cute, more like sexy. when they walk by u turn ure head and wish u had a pause button or something.
2.something that is in some way attractive
1.omg that guy on the skate board wa so hot!
2.as paris hilton says "thats hot”
II.
If was so hot today, you could fry an egg, and I did!
III.
someone who makes your cock/pussy hot.
She is so damn hot, and my cock becomes hot as hell!
IV.
Me mind on fire, me soul on fire feeling hot hot hot
Party people all around me feeling hot hot hot
What to do on a night like this music sweet I can't resist
We need a party song, a fun and little jam
V.
1.Girl: A Female who is really pretty/gorgeous; Has A Nice Body. U'd Tap Thier Ass Any Second
Male: A Male Who is really attractive, carries himself well, and Has a nice Body. U'd Tap Thier Ass Any Second
2.The Opposite Of Cold.
1. Damn.. That Girl Is Hot! Example: Jessica Alba, Anna Sundstrand, Ashley Olsen.
2.Omg That Guy Is Fine! Examples: Jesse Mccartney, Chris Trousdale, Ryan Sheckler..
VI.
How long did you put this in for, Lynn? It’s hotter than the sun!
VII.
Being hot is more than attractiveness, its about smouldering sexy appeal, its about the attitude...unattainable and knowing it.
Jessica Alba is Hot!
Johnny Depp is HOOOOT!!
VIII.
My friend’s family took me to the Michael Mann movie Heat and I was the only one who didn’t like it. I thought it was self-indulgent and boring.
IX.
someone that you can't resist kissing or having sexwith. someone that makes you stare and drool and wish you guys are on the bed doing it.
that dude was soo hot that i want to fuck him up:)
or
man...that girl is so hot, im gonna hump her rightnnow!
or
im going to stick my dick in that hot girl's pussy.
or
that hot guy is going to let me suck his cock now!
Discovered Passion: A Serial Story in Sentences (Part Two)
As the DJ put on the song about two lovers falling into each other’s arms just as a beautiful shining star fell from the sky, he watched the audience, wondering why so few people had gotten up to dance and whether it might be more sensible to change to a song they would recognize, although he was sick of crowds that weren’t satisfied until he played “Low Places” so they could sing and dance to that country hit so many of them felt a connection to as it has been on the radio in their houses and cars and perhaps they connected it to high school dances and loving caresses with their special someones.